Sheboygan Hot Pocket

A person from Sheboygan that takes a shit in a ziplock bag. Then chases his siblings around and smashes them over the head with it.

I took a shit in a ziplock bag and was hitting my brother over the head with the Sheboygan Hot Pocket.

by Nate shitsmasher April 10, 2020

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020

White hot pocket

When u jizz into a hot pocket

I like white hot pocket

by Ball sack deep November 4, 2019

Gilmorian Hot Pocket

When a Gilmorian shoves his penis up a Yamaha 450's exhaust pipe and proceeds to exelerate in first gear and half throttle until he ejaculates into the exhaust pipe propelling him into space 70 million light years away.

"Did you see Riley doing the Gilmorian Hot Pocket the other day?"

"Yeah haven't seen him since"

by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021

Squamish hot pocket

Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.

Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.

Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.

by clear creek August 6, 2022

hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.

"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."

by hegwog November 1, 2022

Hot Pockets and Cuddles

When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.

Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich April 13, 2022