My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.
He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.
by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025
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It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.
It’s delightful with milk.
by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019
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(Indistinct crowd cheering)
Sandy: There, again! Wait... you don't see them?
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20 mins later...
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(Indistinct crowd cheering)
Sandy: There, again! Wait... you don't see them?
Ben: Are you feeling ok?
20 mins later...
Ben: 12:24!
Sandy I knew it...
Ben: Ok, i admit it scared me a little.
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