National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

Fuck your thoughts and prayers

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured

The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.

by Porg009 March 19, 2024

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!

Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!

by nexusdube July 22, 2022

Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

by Duderruder February 20, 2025

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver

Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025