Field Layer

Anyone who goes nowhere in life.

Someone who goes and spends time laying in other peoples' fields. That Field Layer will go nowhere in life.

by LORD OF SILVER FOUNTAINS January 18, 2007

Field-Digger

A guy who eats out a random girl at a frat party on the most fluid-filled, STD infested bed of a brother in the frat house.

"What the hell bro?! Get off my bed you field-digger"
"That's fucking disgusting, you field-diggers better get tested because I don't even sleep on that bed..."

by selly beamin March 25, 2007

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Field nod

When you're right in the middle of a job or task, and you fall asleep. Sometimes, with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth that completely burned down to the butt.

Hey Brad this is no time for a field nod. You dropped all your weed in your lap in the middle of rolling a joint.

by Sssin November 15, 2016

Field Zamboni

Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.

Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!

by jeffermac August 27, 2019

field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

Nudiefind Field Theory

A scientific theory explaining the observable tendency for any given search terms in Google Image Search to eventually return a photo of a nude or semi-nude woman if you look through enough pages of results.

Dude, i was just looking up some pictures of the Sydney Opera house and i totally ran into proof of the Nudiefind Field Theory.

by Crapstack October 13, 2010