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cooking point

The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.
Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'

Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'
by McBeardyfaceIlovejonin July 12, 2010
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cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
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Copping

word used to describe someone who goes above and beyond the definition of an absolute and total slut. infact the word copping is just a category of whore all in its own.
for example, there is the kind of whore who will suck your dick in a packed movie theatre while everyone watches. and then there is a copping
by CHATED June 3, 2009
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Coolings

Coolings Is when your very very awfully cool, So cool that you make the sun Freeze :D yeaaah... Cool
Tom: OMG i am sooo Cool
Jack: haha kk whatever
Georgia: yeah, not as cool as jack he's super cool, so cool, he's COOLINGS :D
by ItsGeorgiaBabes May 30, 2010
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Cooning

When you dip your balls in chocolate or some sort of dark liquid and proceed to give someone Arabian goggles so their eyes look like a raccoons.
My girl friend yelled at me cuz i wouldent stop cooning her while she slept.

I just got a new can of black paint....dont make me coon you.
by Lando McClusk June 10, 2010
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coozing

by gypsehunter July 25, 2016
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cooking all the dumplings

Making some sweet ass food for your pals or your gals
dude last night was lit i was cooking all the dumplings with this girl
by Bunkinstan February 10, 2017
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