clearing our history

1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched

2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!

Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"

by 11001101010101010101 March 15, 2017

Cleaning out the car

Woman hygiene cleaning

Aidan: "knock" knock"

Laura: "what"
Aidan:" what are you doing"
Laura:" cleaning out the car"
Aidan:" in the bathroom?"

by JuyaC March 24, 2017

Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017

Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017

Cleaning

Stuffing thing underneath your pillow

"why are there socks underneath your pillow?"
"I was cleaning Jonathan"

by Dabonthedead October 20, 2018

Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning

I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.

by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018

clearing season

"clearing season" is the second half of the season (cuffing season), after cuff season has ended, you experience a strong desire for simple human contact. "when those single people who — whether by circumstance or choice — did not successfully cuff before the end of the year begin to twitch" according to Vice, thanks to Hannah Ewens and Emma Garland of Vice, the feeling finally has a name.

hey Justin! how's it going with Britney? clearing season is coming up, you nervous?
nah, i don't think anything's gonna change

by didilovesriri November 17, 2018