A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so depraved that it shouldn't ever be uttered. Using a moose's antlers (preferably while the moose is still alive) to penetrate a vagina that is covered in maple syrup. A man licks the syrup off while this is happening but does not swallow, it and any ejaculation are put into the Stanley Cup.
Guy: Dude I did Canada's History with my girl last night!
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
Other guy: Aw fuck man, I didn't need to hear that shit! But where'd you get the Stanley Cup?
by Bri - Guy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by patty iced February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An act that is so vulgar, it cannot be explained. It involves a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by BennyMatthew February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
by BoroJojo February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Coating your partner in maple syrup and than beating them in the head with the Stanley cup so you can proceed to anally rape them with moose's antlers
by J_Sierra February 9, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.