ZZ Top beard

A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.

It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.

by Robertino October 16, 2005

denial beard

Something transgender people in denial do to try to prove to themself that they're not transgender.

I started bodybuilding and bulked up to 250 pounds. I had the full denial beard going on. But in the end I couldn't hide from myself anymore. I had to transition.

by happycookie July 14, 2018

Bearded Clam

Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.

Oh, the bearded

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

dreaded bearded clam

Pussy with more hair on it than you can cover with a dinner plate.

My one eyed trouser trout went limp as I peered at her dreaded bearded clam .

by Steve Mac Q March 23, 2006

Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.

Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith

by hoboknife March 22, 2011

Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster October 10, 2008