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barney

That one purple dinosaur that usually hangs around kids, always there dancing or singing, never a time not. One of the most known TV shows of all time.
random dude 1: Hey have you heard about this kid's show called Barney?

random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
by catsrc00ll May 7, 2021
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Barney guttman

Barney guttman, a trans teen in a the infamous show, dead end paranormal park.
“whats your favorite dead end character?”
“Barney Guttman.”
by finnythedeadendfan January 12, 2023
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Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/
BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE
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Barney

The best and swaggiest guitar player in the world who dresses like a grandpa.
by ConnysDeadCorpse June 7, 2023
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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger
by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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barney moment

damn that's a barney moment for sure.
by fdagger27 October 18, 2020
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