The shortest person to ever roam this Earth. He is only one nanometer tall, and there is even a religion about his shortness called The Church of Austin is Short.
by gamer_69 December 14, 2018
Get the Austin mug.The person or male can sometimes come out from trees and attack when you are alone or distracted and if you have freinds with you it will pick you off one by one and take you to his lair and if one or two of them aren’t girls he will pick out one of them to be his girlfriend but he has to force him so he grabs them by the shoulder and uses his Eroma to knock out the victim and takes him down to the basement erases there mind and pretends that she’s been living with them for about 20 years and he can change into a person that you would see in your dreams and make your fall in love with him but the downside is you lose your friends and family and he annoys you for the rest of your life and when you die he goes out in the woods to find another mate.
by TheHumanTeller December 18, 2018
Get the Austin mug.Pretty meh, 6/10 wouldn’t recommend if you aren’t in dire need. There’s probably better but sometimes you gotta just settle
by Bruhgamgbaby December 27, 2018
Get the Austin mug.Oh look at that typical austin!
by Barking River January 10, 2019
Get the Austin mug.The weirdo of the school that talks to himself. Usually has a girlfriend but she was cat fished and is ugly because he has horrible taste. Rumor has it he is going to be the next school shooter. Has been caught eating eggs in dark corners multiple times. During class he laughs out of no where and likes to ease drop.
Dude: I hate you
Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend
Other Dude: I hate you too
Austin: tea!?
Dude; Go eat eggs in the corner with ur ugly a** girlfriend
by Its_Elmo_The_Killer_2.0 January 13, 2019
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is the best boyfriend in the world.even though he may not know it he is the best thing that can happen to any one he also makes a great friend . he is so sweet and kind and nice and can make u life even when he does not try to . that is an austin
by Lady cloud September 24, 2018
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