ahmed

a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw

person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts

by definetly not mist August 27, 2022

Ahmed Amine

Ahmed Amine is a sexy Moroccan dude who gets all the ladies. He is the smartest and coolest and every girl loves him. He is too cool for school and still does better than anyone. Despite being shorter than his classmates, we all know what is long *wink wink*. He gets laid every night because girls love his big dick.

Oh my gosh, Amine rekt my asshole last night, I can barely walk straight.

I wish I was cool like Ahmed Amine

He is so sexy and his dick is soooo big

"Did you see that guy's unforgettable smile? He is such an Amine!"

by Urbainstaffguy1 November 22, 2021

Ahmed

Someone who is very affectionate towards cats however can't own any coz he gets pink eye if hes near cats. Love to commit terrorist acts. Son of sadaam hussein. Gets alot of pussy tho.

You got pink eye like Ahmed.

by Shxhdiwh February 28, 2020

Ahmed

usually short guy, small penis, greaseball

that ahmed guy is a total loser

by fatalbert4535 January 31, 2022

Ahmed the sexy

He’s very sexy
best at rocket league

very handsome
always a leader and amazing at sports

wow ahmed the sexy

is sooooo gooood and a rocket league pro

by Ahmed the sexy November 16, 2020

Ahmed

Biggest blackest dumbass every

But cute

Omg Ahmed

“The nigg-“

by Kurrykkk July 23, 2021

Ahme

Ahem... but cooler

"Ahme, sir, but thine fresh pigs urine has gone cold."
"Don't ever use that word again."
"Which one, sire?"
"FUCKING AHME!"

by Great Northern 1147 January 1, 2024