your mum

something funny thing to say in every conversation

Johnny:
I've got a new girlfriend
Bob:
Who?
Johnny:
Your mum

by K3ngeL3ng1 June 30, 2020

Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

your mum

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by Triple H WWE April 2, 2022

Your mum

Something indescribable with words, only with your eyes. Your eyes aren't capable of capturing the pure mass of your mother. The absolute planet of a woman. Usually used to insult someone and hurt them mentally. No one can recover from "your mum" especially if she sat on you.

Girl: you smell bad
Boy:your mum

by I'm funny.png March 19, 2021