Walmart Reject

walmart is a dump and bad. Reject is someone no one likes and is very stupid. Walmart is just way worse and funnier then reject
John: Did you see Kimme thinks the eiffel tower is 10 feet tall
Joe: OMG she’s a walmart reject
by walmartrejectceo May 16, 2022
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Go Walmart

Going Walmart on someone is what happens when a normally classy and put-together person gets to such a level of anger and/or annoyance at someone or something that they go off on the person/object and act in a manner that might be associated with the average white trash clientele of your average California Walmart.
She pissed me off so badly that I had to Go WalMart on her in front of everyone and called her a raging cunt and told her to fuck off.

My boyfriend was being such a jack-ass that I had to Go WalMart on him in the middle of the restaurant.

I'm about to Go WalMart on this crappy computer and beat the shit out of it if it doesn't start functioning correctly.
by Skipper7 February 24, 2011
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walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.
by FrankyOG February 04, 2016
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Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC
Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income
by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022
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brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 02, 2009
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walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
by boaz274 December 18, 2017
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Going Walmart

verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.
Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!
by bovobruh December 31, 2022
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