Old College Try

attempting to get one last hit of marijuana out of a smoking device (i.e. bong, bowl, etc)

"I think there may be one more hit"
"Then, I'll give it the old college try"

by ThisIsTheOnlyWordIWillAdd December 17, 2011

a sweaty try hard

a name that 9 year old's use when they see or get killed by a player because there just bad

bro there's a sweaty try hard in my house help.

bro that guys such a sweaty try hard (breaks controller)

I would have killed him man he's such a sweaty try hard

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

Try that in a small town

To ask someone to have anal sex with you. Particularly if you are a southern or conservative straight acting male.

Hey Matt you should try that in a small town.

by 3%destroyer July 24, 2023

Sweaty Try Hard

Someone who tries so hard to be cool, that it's extremely noticeable which makes them automatically not cool.

That girl trying to hang out with Pams is such a sweaty try hard.

by pamsforprez July 23, 2017

Sweaty Try-hard

An alternate name for a nerd. Also called a Sweat.

Teacher: *asks simple yes/no question*
Nerd: *Gives a 10 minute 8 paragraph verbal answer*
Person A: “did you hear _____ they are the biggest sweat”
Person B: *mimiking the nerd* “according to my calculathionth, I am a sweat” *(nerdy lisp)*
Person A: Yeah, what a Sweaty Try-hard!
Person B: Hello and welcome to destination perspiration!
Person A: *exaggerates the movement of wiping sweat from their forehead* Begibing to perspire are we?
Person A + B: *gets in trouble for talking*

by The Lord of The Oofs November 12, 2018

monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

old school try

see old college try

I'm going to give it the old school try.

by Slatterypod February 23, 2008