Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.

"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"

by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022

Putin

Shit, poop, crap, feces, poo, turd, caca, diarrhea

Sorry for stinking up the bathroom, I took a nasty putin.

by Iam Noone July 24, 2022

Putin's Retreat

A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.

My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.

by xavi_danger July 26, 2022

Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 28, 2022

Putin’s favorite congressman

Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.

Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.

by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022

Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022

Putin

1) A word used to describe a bald person, reassembling a certain dog, and who wages war up on people under the excuse of "he was a neo-Nazi"

2) An abbreviation for the french word "putain" which means "crap"

1) John: "Hey, have you seen the war in Ukraine?"
Andrew: "Yeah, a Putin-kind-of-person started it."

2) Mathias : "I slept with your girl."

Drake: "Putin! I will punch you"

by The Pain Slayer June 10, 2022