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thomas

by meme lord boi November 22, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas is a boy who is really nice,sweet,caring,and loving and you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you if your dating but i dated a Thomas once and he will treat you right and love you hes an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect and treat him like hes your world because he will treat you like a princess
by boogalooga hehe October 24, 2019
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Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.
Thomas has an amazing cock
by Nimabima June 3, 2019
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Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
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thomas

Thomas is a little bitch who literally looks like a strawberry shortcake after being mauled by a bear and literally is named after a train but I guess he’s a lot of toddlers idols but also he has the body of a pencil sharpener or an uncooked spaghetti noodle anyway we have a love hate relationship
Mimi: I love Thomas 🥰🥰🥰🥰
me: oy vey STILL I thougjt you’d be over it by now.

Thomas: hey Mimi 🤪🥰
violet: get away from me u nasty little shortcake go die

Thomas: I like ROOT BEER
Mimi: same bish lez go to da movies
Me: what ab me?!!!

Mimi: third wheel plz I need u
violet: Mimi her away from that old hag he’s literally a pencil sharpener
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
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Thomas

A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies
Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses
by YTAce December 20, 2019
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Thomas

Bacon eating, Jack Daniels drinking, gun shooting, mud bogging, hairy american winning machine.
Thomas is a name
by WCK4life August 6, 2018
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