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double phased

High and drunk at the same time with no whities, very very fucked and you are a sesh gremlin
by Dansman February 7, 2018
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cocoon phase

Dad, I'm just going though this cocoon phase. One day, I'll evolve into something beautiful!
by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
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the freshman phase

The phase when first year college students go to just about every party, stays most weekends, wanting to try new things (all bright eyed and bushy-tailed).

As each year progresses, you start to do a little less and you go home to see your puppy every weekend.
“Damian seems like he doesn’t want to do anything at school anymore!”

“It’s because he’s over the freshman phase.”
by Smegma911 November 19, 2019
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Slur Phase

The point of inebriation that immediately follows the “tingle phase” but precedes the “drool phase.”
“Affecting my slur phase is an absolute downer, like when I have to do work and stuff.”
by Vhbros April 1, 2021
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3-Phase Pleasuring

A sexual act usually preformed on a woman by a man, that involves a three step act of pleasure meant to bring the woman to ultimate orgasm.

Foreplay: Do whatever you both enjoy to first warm up (kissing, stroking etc).

Step one: Let the girl lay fown on a soft and comfortable spot (such as the end of the bed) and preform cunnilingus on the girl and put extra focus on her clitoris. Stop right before she climaxes, take a short break to make out.

Step two: Massage her entire genital area, with extra focus put on her labia, vulva, clitoris and mainstreet. Stop right before she climaxes and take another short break to make out.

Step 3: Penetrate her with the penis and continue until she reaches climax. Recommended that it's done in a position that is not physically demanding for the girl, yo minimise the potential injury sustained by falling as a result of shaky legs.
Matt: Ey bro guess what me a Annie did last night?

Malcolm: Well idk? Tell.

Matt: 3-Phase Pleasuring *smirk

Malcolm: WHAT! NO WAY! That stuff is mythical! How was it?

Matt: Well she had to take the next day off from work. Couldn't stand up straight.

Malcolm: BROOO!!!

Matt: Ik :) ;)
by OccDoc161 January 17, 2024
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Shabnam phase

A phase when somebody decides to act, look, dress, or become TOO overly obsessed with Shabnam. Thinks that Shabnam knows them personally and decides to have almost EVERY PIECE OF SHABNAM MERCH THAT EVER EXISTED (including already owned items with Shabnam stuff on them.)
Person 1: Nah you had your Shabnam phase since what, 2018? GROW UP
Person 2: Noooo! heeeheeeheeeheeeheehaaaaheeee I’m gonna stay like this all dayyyyyy!1!!!1
Person 1: I’M GONNA BAN EVERY SINGLE SHABNAM SCRAP OFF YOU IN A INSTANT
Person 2: Whaaaaheeheheheheheheheheheeeee!
Person 1: Because it is UNHEALTHY via a bunch of academical STUDIES to be liking someone who DOESN’T KNOW YOU EXIST.
Person 2: Sheeeeee? Doesn’t know that I eXIST? mIIIIIIIIHHHEEEHEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE!!
Person 1: Yes. You guys act like you know her when she probably knows about, what, 35% of you? STOP THIS RIGHT NOW.
Person 2: Nosy nos!
Person 1: Right……
*a day later*
Person 2: WHAT, NO SHABNAM, WHERE ARE MY DVDS, MY CDS, MY BOOKS, MY DOLLS, MY MAKEUP, MY BEDSPREAD??
Person 1: Took them away.
Person 2: Oh, I really WAS in my Shabnam phase. What has happened to me those 7 years ago.
Person 1: Good. Now have fun now that she has been blocked off this household.
by bcshabnamfan2002 October 23, 2025
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