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Jonah

jonah the name
by negaballslicker October 22, 2023
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Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.
Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course
by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019
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An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.
This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.
by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025
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Jonah

Finds it REAAALLLLY hard not to make fun of everyone for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.
That Jonah can’t ever just let us have fun.
by People who know. November 22, 2021
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"Did you see Jonah?"
"Barely."
by Liuek April 3, 2022
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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him
I hate Jonah
by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020
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