PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help
by adenHo August 28, 2022
It’s mean when you want to be romantic about it instead of saying suck my dick or let’s fuck … you say we about stress cuddle baby
Baby after work today we need to stress cuddle . Stress cuddling is romantic way of saying let have sex
by Yung tea September 26, 2023
when you teach synchronous online courses using Blackboard, and you receive an email stating that "Blackboard is currently down".
by Pre-calc teacher October 26, 2020
(Dependent on the individual) A strain or pressure, which occurs from a negatively-perceived situation or circumstance, that can interfere with a person's emotional, mental or social health.
"The amount of stress that I am under right now is absolutely unbelievable!"
(Stress is very commonly perceived as a negative feeling. A positive sort of stress is known as 'Eustress').
(Stress is very commonly perceived as a negative feeling. A positive sort of stress is known as 'Eustress').
by Alan T. Fitch October 28, 2021
Valentina is the definition of stress.
by Dumb as bread November 13, 2017