sinister slice

1.) When a man repeatedly returns to his ex-girlfriend/ex wife, even though he hates her, just for the sex.

2.) being pussy-whipped to a girl your friends and family hate. often friends will try to separate the victim from his assailant.

"Dude, where's Jack? He said he was gonna meet us at the bar?"
"He went back to Jill's again,"
"Looks like he's got a case of the sinister slice again. we gotta get him away from her, for good."

by LDKSparda December 21, 2009

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Judas slice

The end pieces on a loaf of bread. These slices are the most despised of all bread slices as everyone reaches around them to get to a normal piece. Having a Judas slice served to you feels like betrayal because you know the person giving it to you just wants to finish off the loaf so they can open a new one. Name is derived from John 13:26 where Jesus indicated which disciple was to betray him at the Last Supper by dipping bread into a dish and giving it to Judas Iscariot. The bread - if taken from a whole loaf - would have been one of the ends, thus making it the Judas slice.

"Hey bro, want a sammich? Just got two slices left!"

"Yeah, the Judas slices. No thanks!"

"I'll just throw it out then."

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Friendship slice

When a standard sized slice of pizza is cut down the center, making two thinner slices of pizza.

Mike G: "Dude, I'm hungry"

Steve R: "shit, let's go over to Bubbas pizza and get a friendship slice"

Mike G: "your a smart fuckin dude"

Steve R: "thanks"

by SDR-1979 December 30, 2011

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