by The_Player1234 June 14, 2022
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- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
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