Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).

" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!

by Sebastian Agner December 6, 2024

tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

by seventyD August 24, 2016

Tie his shoelaces

To go under the teachers desk and suck his dick.

-Yo Sara imagine Leonardo DiCaprio is teacher, what would you do?
-Umm.. tie his shoelaces

by Dr. Pussycat October 20, 2018

Al-Rashad Showlaq

Al-Rashad Showlaq is probably skinny and towering, and he will constantly makes you smile just by his beaming smile. He loves doing physical activity practically throughout the day like basketball and any activity that gets him up and moving. He may be a little shy around new people but he has the ability to provoke laughter and provide amusement especially to girls. At some point, he’s quite a serious person and mature but immature to handle a real-grown woman because his perfidious in romantic relationships. The name Rashad in his name sends him closer to Almighty and the name Showlaq shows how definitely lucky he is. Al-Rashad Showlaq has a lot of goals for his family but he’s pressured and feel unmotivated because of the fact that he is scared to failed since he’s quite a lowkey perfectionist.

Hey Al-Rashad Showlaq, how’s your heart after breaking her?

by Ms.Misery June 8, 2021