Shlong

Look up love me long time

My shlong is long

by Greased up def guy April 22, 2018

Shlong shot

Making it in your girls mouth.

Dude I made a shlong shot last night

by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever

Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong

by skeeos February 20, 2020

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020