shlong

my uncle

my shlong

by Dr.Loop October 28, 2018

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017

Shlong

A big ass dick that jus hang low

Damn daddy u got that shlong

by Loniiie October 25, 2020

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021