Robert

A some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. He spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. He doesnt think he's smart. Picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. Often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. Usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. Always contemplating something. Sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. He doesn't think hes attractive.

But in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you'll ever meet. Hes Really sweet and loving. Doesn't hurt anybody intentionally. Does his best to please his family. Robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. He will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. He is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. He likes music and and occasionally, math. And hes great at keeping secrets. If you ever meet a Robert dont ever let him go. It'll be the best choice you ever made in your life.

Girl 1: I'm so unbelievably in love with this guy, hes makes me feel like i'm the only girl in the world!

Girl 2: Ahh, you must have caught a Robert. You're so lucky!

by itsNobodyImportant November 26, 2010

dog robber

Military slang for aides of general officers.

Bill served as General B. Fuddle's dog robber while on post.

by Duckbutt September 16, 2005

Robert Morris

1. A drink with lemon-lime soda, grenadine and coconut rum. It is an alcoholic version of a Shirley Temple cocktail.
2. Robert (Bob) Morris is also the singer/guitarist in the fergalicious band, The Hush Sound

1. I want a Robert Morris.
2. I want Bob Morris.

by Jackieeee April 2, 2008

Robert Rickert

stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.

old classmate: robert?

robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:

old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!

by jaszo July 19, 2009

robber

one who steals from other's

the old robber stole my shoe

by the meat man November 1, 2002

ass robbery

To take the anal virginity of a person.

The masked man entered the bank and yelled " Everyone get on the f*cking ground, this is an ass robbery "

by Ropter Copter June 27, 2014

robbell

A man with only one testicle.

I feel bad for Jeremy, I heard from his ex girlfriend that he's a robbell.

by Markkkkk January 3, 2009