PATTER

Enormous Size, usually weighs more than Africa . Palestine is starving because of PATTER

Patter is so fat he ate his father - Pa/tt/er / Patter is so enormous he ate my village supply if food

by MRCHEESETOES March 16, 2024

plattner

This Name originalli comes from a greek love good. It used to mean god of love or love making. However in the 1700 the name resurfaced in a whorehous in Süd-Tirol and was since known as an insult. Meaning being worthless.

You are such a Plattner!

by Maxfarcher April 22, 2024

plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.

“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”

by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024

Patter

A Person who pets their dog/cat a lot of the time.

Man, I never see you not petting your cat, your such a patter!

by Tiktok is @Wang_golf June 11, 2025

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night

ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.

by crazy t February 20, 2009