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A Package of Faggetry

A group of really 'gay' guys, not literal gay, but in terms of man bonding gay. They often think of themselves as the 'shit' but in reality they just look like a bunch handicapped kids with down syndrome.

they are usually outside playing bballs or other physical sports that poor black kids would play. They tend to obnoxiously yell out, "yea Biatch!" or "Who's you're daddy?."

they usually wear basketball shorts, sleeveless t shirts, gay ass sandals or white 'kicks', and a baseball cap. Their body are often extremely bulky and f#$% up, think popeye the sailor but with overgrown tumors.
Example 1
Guy 1: look at the bros playing basketballs, they are really into it.

Guy 2: thats what I call a package of faggetry

Example 2
Guy 1: Those guys look like theyve been to the gym all year. I wonder how they ever have time to study?

Guy 2:You dont need college, when ur a package of faggetry.
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pica

an abnormal craving for and eating of substances (as chalk, ashes, or bones) not normally eaten that occurs in nutritional deficiency states (as aphosphorosis) in humans or animals or in some forms of mental illness —compare GEOPHAGY
Cletus, how many times do I have to tell you to lick that knife off afore you stick it back in the butter. Land sakes, boy, you best be-have or they'll make you mayor of Pangburn.
Pica: if one person does it it's sick but if thousands do it it's an affirming cultural experience
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Tugging down the botton hem of your Starfleet uniform tunic, Jean-Luc style, after making a command decision.
"I'm going to the bathroom to do number 2. You have th bridge, Number One." (Execute Picard maneuver here).
by Kimber Mullen December 10, 2008
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package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.
Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.
by daverpdxq May 24, 2007
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Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.
"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"
by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009
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to paint a picasso

The act of explosively expelling fecal matter and creating an abstract work of art within the toilet bowl.
That curry was so greasy. I'm probably going to have to paint a picasso later.
by MWU 2015 December 18, 2011
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picasso

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.
I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.
by kduell March 4, 2003
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