Philippines

Asia’s equivalent to Mexico
1. Lots of nice people
2. Both speak Spanish as one of their languages
3. Beautiful vegitation and beaches
4. Both use pesos
5. Majority of their population is Catholic or Christian
6. Both are in a drug war
7. Shitty corrupted government

“The Philippines is nice, but the government sucks” - An actual Filipino I met in college

“Man, the Philippines really is Asia’s Mexico”

by TheIntelligentHorse October 6, 2018

Philip

An individual with a healthy coke habbit. Will shag your wife and your cat. And will then snort a line of your dick

Wow... did Philip just snort all that coke....

by Waohnice May 3, 2019

philip

a young male man who often takes the form of a pelican

u see that pelican, he is really a philip

by mr. squiggle December 25, 2008

phillips

A variation of the mohawk. Unlike it's cousins the fauxhawk and the trihawk, the phillips is a sideways mohawk and a regular mohawk coexisting on one punk's head, so as to look like an X from above, like the end of a phillip's head screwdriver.

Punk1 "Dude! check out that guy's phillips!"
Punk2 "Did you just call me 'dude'? You are such a sellout!"

by Punky Brewster September 25, 2005

Philippines

the farthest a nation can be from being asian, while still being considered asian.

Unlike other asian nations
-Language structure, mythologies, ancestry etc..have little in common with its asian brothers
-Christianity is the main religion
-Eat using spoon and forks instead of chopsticks
-Forgave Japan for its actions in WWII

However, like other asian nations
-Smart and hard working people
-Huge nationalism
-Member of the ASEAN + 3 (what makes them officially asian)

Not to be confused with Pacific Islanders

Guy: The Philippines are islands in the Pacific, so they are pacific Islanders

Intelectual: so is Japan....

by some guy on the internet May 6, 2008

philippa

a bubble o bill o bum

"wow! check out that philippa!!!"

by bumy bum bum May 19, 2007

phillips band

Code for very shitty band most people wouldn't ever consider listening to or even recommend to their best friend named Phillips.

Jeff: Have you heard that new phillips band?
Phillips: Oh, you mean The Peacocks? Yeah they're my favorite!
Jeff: Yeah... you would say that.

by Bobjuzz December 16, 2012