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paraphilia

Scientific term of a sexual fantasy/ attraction beyond what society sees as normal. Also known as sexual perversion or deviation. Usually comes from childhood abuse, anti-socialism, depression, etc.
Fetishes, sado-masochism, anal, and other disturbing shit use your imagination.
by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004
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paramesh

A person who is stupid and always high on steroids
Look ! There goes a Paramesh.
by Nmc February 14, 2018
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parakeet

Resting your cock and balls on someone's shoulder.
Joe took his cock and balls out, rested them on his girlfriends shoulder and told her she had a pretty parakeet.
by Texas Sucks August 29, 2005
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The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
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Paramedic apathy

When the general public misunderstands how you (a paramedic) interact with the general public, or when a paramedic is socially misunderstood. There are many applicable situations to paramedic apathy, though it is mostly a lack of perspective from the general public, not actual apathy from the people who you call on to save your life.

When for the 10,000th time some jackass at a party asks you to tell them the gnarliest thing you have ever seen, And you inarticulately tell a lame story about a guy who was shot in the head but was still talking. Since they can't relate, and at some point you smile, you have inadvertently performed paramedic apathy.

Demanding lunch before the next call, while still joking about the corpse you just determined dead in a pool of semen, is Paramedic apathy.
Terry... I wish his dog lived, cuz that guy was a dick to us. Dogs are way better than people.

Danno... That is just the Paramedic apathy coming through. Now let's go eat chicken cuz it's Tuesday!
by VICERN January 22, 2014
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mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.
I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.
by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003
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paraphernalia

Noun. (Pa - ra - pher - nay - lee - ah)

1) Items which might be associated with a particular habit or trade.

2) The operation which involves the removal of one's scrotal sack. A practice which has all but died out in these enlightened times but which was carried out in Australasia and parts of Asia on convicted criminals who were deemed as unsuitable to father further children.
'let me get my paraphernalia and I'll see what I can do for you'
by Peter Taylor April 13, 2006
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