texting friend
friend 1: Hey, want to go outside?
friend 2: NO WAY DUDE ARE YOU FRICKIN INSANE?!?!! You can't go outside! We're on lock down! we're in quarantine! We're in isolation! You poor soul! You moron! You absolute fool! We cannot leave our safe, cozy, post-apocalyptic homes! I shall send my swift stallion to fetch me more toilet paper! oh how i need the sweet paper, and the essentials MUST be hoarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
friend 1: Hey, want to go outside?
friend 2: NO WAY DUDE ARE YOU FRICKIN INSANE?!?!! You can't go outside! We're on lock down! we're in quarantine! We're in isolation! You poor soul! You moron! You absolute fool! We cannot leave our safe, cozy, post-apocalyptic homes! I shall send my swift stallion to fetch me more toilet paper! oh how i need the sweet paper, and the essentials MUST be hoarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jake: hey i2bfuyhgrvhjewn have you been outside yet?
i2bfuyhgrvhjewn: yeah bro I have, it's horrible
i2bfuyhgrvhjewn: yeah bro I have, it's horrible
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