Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings

Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass

by Stay geeked December 1, 2018

Dirty Omelette

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.

I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.

by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

chin omelette

The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.

Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.

by V3rt1g0 July 5, 2007

Dirty omelette

When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup

You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house

Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though

You: your right, this Friday?

Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!

by The dirty omelette August 2, 2013

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)

Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.

by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004