nonce

(this is for Americans to say when they come to the UK) nonce means very nice person so if you saw someone being kind you say "oh you are a big nonce mate"

"you are a right nonce mate"

by AmazonAlexa2014 February 22, 2022

Smelly Bitch Nonce

A Smelly Bitch Nonce has a small penis and loves to suck toes

Joshua: Wow that kid Adam Griffiths is a fucktard!
Daniel:Yeah he's a Smelly Bitch Nonce.

by AdamGriffiths=Nonce November 5, 2020

nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012

Nonce Burger

A man or woman who enjoys taking photos of children and saving them on their computer.

Person1: Have you seen George today? He took photos of my son, John. I'm going to have words with him.

Person2: Yeah he's at home saving the pics. He's such a nonce burger.

by 1 and a 4 and a flabby potato November 21, 2011

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017

Strokey Nonce

Someone who doesn’t stop being a massive nonce

Corey Wigham? He’s a right fucking strokey nonce.

by NCP 123👏 October 22, 2018