nolan is a asain kid in 8th grade with acne, both anti social, and social at the same time, wears the same pair of black shoes everday and says the N-word alot. he also skates on a penny board with his friend jordan and jacks off everyday. has a retarted lesbian sister that over reacts when he says this is gay, about to get a divorce and is proud of it because his mother is an absolute bitch
by SickyDicky6 October 10, 2019
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