Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 3, 2020

Nipple Plunger

A utensil used to suck out milk from a woman's nipple.

Used the same way as a toilet plunger but smaller.....for some its the same size....or larger!!!

by Andrew F April 23, 2003

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 29, 2016

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

hickey nipples

When your significant other gives you a hickey so hard that you ejaculate all over their nipples. In the end your hickeys will look similar to their nipples.

Josh and his boyfriend gave each other hickey nipples the other night.

by zikomo57 September 3, 2016

boner nipple

Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males

When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping

Aye bro you cold you've got some boner nipples

by Random_fact_girl May 2, 2015

Nipple Sweaters

An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.

I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.

by Patsallthat July 8, 2016