National Fingering Day

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP

Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day

by Annoymous Person April 11, 2019

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national rat day

when all of the omega rats take over on December 30th
reEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeEEEe

NATIONAL RAT DAY

by Pooooodge April 11, 2019

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National Head Day

The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose

Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked

by BigDickRex44 April 18, 2019

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National Freak Day

You can get freaky,grab ass,choke,grip anyone only on July 28th.

Que: “I’m going to my girl house I’ll be back.”

Tre: “for what?”

Que: “Didn’t you hear?,it’s National Freak Day!.Im bout to fuck”

by Thewavethatsave June 18, 2020

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NATIONAL OPP DAY

POST YO OPPS AND SAY FUCK EM

NATIONAL OPP DAY

by Randy 193131 August 2, 2020

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Every day is national Libra day! Libras are awesome, cute, funny, and soooo much more! Libras are born between September 23 and October 23!! NEVER LOSE A LIBRA!! Libras are good with scorpios! Scorpio and Libras are amazing!
We can just say Libras are the best zodiac! Prove me wrong! IMPOSSIBLE!! If a libra claps slowly or gives you a death stare RUN!!!

Person: Are you a libra?
Libra: Yes! How did you know?
Person: Because a libra is amazing, cute, and funny!
Libra: Wow thanks!
Person: Ima Scorpio!
Libra: That's awesome let's be friends!!
Person: AGREED!

Everyday is national Libra day!

by Smartgal333 March 17, 2021

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