monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

Cave Monster

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.

"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"

by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

Motherfuckin' Monster

Endy Chavez

"Endy's catch in the 2006 NLCS was awesome!"
"He's a motherfuckin' monster!"

by JasonXXIV October 20, 2011

feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.

Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.

by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017

monster verse

Pull up in a monster automobile gangster, with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka, Yes I'm in a tonka, Color of Willy Wonka, You could be the King, But watch the Queen Conquer. First things first, I'll eat your brains, then Imma start rocking Gold teeth and fangs, 'cause that's what a motherfuka monsta do, hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do, Monster Giuseppe Heels is the Monster Shoe, Young Money is the roster and the monster crew! And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank, with a funny face, and if I'm fake, I ain't noticed, cause my money aint. "So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie? While my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse", no album out, yeah my money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, Tony Mattlehorn duty wine it, wine it, Nicki on your titties when I sign it, and these n----- so one track minded, "But I really really don't give an F U C K. Forget barbie. Fuck Nicki, cause she's fake. She on a diet" But my pockets eatin cheesecake... and I say, bride of Chucky is childsplay. I just killed another career, it's a mild day. Besides yay, they can't stand besides me. I think me and you should menage friday.Pink Whip Thick Ass Give Em Whip Lash
Think Big Get Cash Make Em Blink Fast
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is What You Live For
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a motherfuckin MONSTER

"I love the monster verse. Nicki killed it!"
"Yes man I know. I can't stop listening to it. It gives me power."
"I'm obsessed, I can even rap the whole thing!!"
"Me too... also I heard Kanye wanted to take it out of the song because it was too good!"

by VoiceRaw May 30, 2016

bogus monster

descriptive of a circumstance or object that is ridiculously bogus or incredulous.

That's totally bogus monster, dude.

by INACT1VE March 4, 2011