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Mongolian Spider

When you take a tarantula and put it in a woman's vaginas, the you fuck her missionary with the spider inside.
Person 1: My boyfriend Mongolian Spidered me last night!
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Amazing!!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 1, 2025
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Mongolian Flicker goon

When a mongolian throat singer uses his throat vibrations to flick his fingers to goon his cock.
Hey Ankhbayar, Teach me how to mongolian flicker goon.
by jace boteko January 19, 2025
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Mongolian Strokemaxing

Mongolian stroke maxing is the form of edging where you grow your meat size by over 12 inches, this process will take a while as it is considered a very prestigous form of art. The way you master this is by traveling to the school of Mongolian Stroke and learn the ways of Stroking. Once you spend 10 years in this class you will learn the ways of Mongolian Strokemaxing. Your meat will grow by existential size and you will become the master of goon.
That dike is the Mongolian Strokemaxing master his meat is fucking massive
by Mongolian Flicker Gooner June 1, 2024
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Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D
by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011
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Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax
Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.
by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022
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Mongolian Mouth Music

The sounds of receiving oral sex while throwing up and or pulling trig
I got way too drunk last night, but that skank Bethany gave me that Mongolian Mouth Music
by Tuckajleo May 10, 2024
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Mongolian Wind Chime

A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.
"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"
by nkivs May 27, 2009
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