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Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 9, 2019
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crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day
“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”
by toast mads February 22, 2021
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Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
by LMM121 June 26, 2017
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Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday
I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.
by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016
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fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."
by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021
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Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.
Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!
by Querty345 December 21, 2018
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trash monday

What Mondays look like in many retail business. A day often filled with problems that were too small to bother customers on the weekends.
"I just wasted 30 minutes explaining what voicemail was to some idiot. I hate Trash Mondays.".
by Customer service clown March 2, 2020
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