the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023

mineta monday

Eat a grape monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!

by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021

mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday

“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song”

by p3n!s April 19, 2021

Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch

I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.

by Zigmas Maloni May 9, 2022

Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.

Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.

by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022