Pudgy Monster

A girl who is overweight but not so overweight that you wouldn't hit it

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were thinking about taking this girl home to pig roast her but she was a bit of a Pudgy Monster

by Pudgy Hitter March 18, 2010

Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

by docv October 24, 2008

monster

a ruthless unsympathetic,self-centered person

Rodger is a monster the way he treats his girlfriend.

by Gerard Irick July 6, 2009

Loch Ness Monster

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

by drobert January 9, 2010

jager-monster

jagermeister mixed with monster energy drink its boss

jagermeisterjager-monster

by jagermonster drinker February 6, 2010

monsterating

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.

by jeff74008 May 28, 2012

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003