Walter Mitty

Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life

2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly

3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”

Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”

by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024

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The Mizzy

When you put your big fat belly on her back while you bang her doggy.

"Lets try The Mizzy style tonight"

by Captain Talon February 5, 2025

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Slutzy Mutzy

A grifter that seeks empathy from others by fabricating stories or fundraisers in order to swindle funds from others. A malingering man with no morals or usable skills.

Person 1: Bad things keep happening to Tommy.
Person 2: Yeah right! He's a Slutzy Mutzy that lives in his mom's basement rent free. He only appears to be genuinely suffering to get money.

by Dr. Robbert October 5, 2025

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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"

I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by Mrmcgreen July 16, 2024

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