mexican spray tan 

When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.

I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.

mexican spray tan by Cworsl99 March 15, 2016

mexican food tube 

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

mexican food tube by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

Mexican sweet tart

A Mexican sweet tart is when you put powdered candy on your other's butthole and then lick it off.

Amy is so sexy I would lick her butthole like a Mexican sweet tart.

Mexican sweet tart by Dopeyopieone February 23, 2022

Mexican Pop-tart 

A sexual act involving a breakfast pastry, the border wall and a donkey.

We went out last night and Cheryl got the ol’ Mexican Pop-tart and ended up in Tijuana.

Mexican Pop-tart by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

Mexican Christmas Tree 

Alike the Grand Fir, Douglas Fir, Blue Spruce, the Mexican Christmas Tree is grown as a Commodity. However, it is not a tree at all. It is a Marijuana Plant. Mexico was/is one of the top producers of flower.

*Me watching a dispensary training video: Look at the size of that Mexican Christmas tree!

Mexican Christmas Tree by Jesus Chrisco December 26, 2023

Mexican Christmas Tree 

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

Mexican Christmas Tree by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024

mexican pocket torpedo

when your sitting next to your women and you pretend to shoot your hand in her pocket but it somehow ends up on her thigh/booty/vagina

i mexican pocket torpedoed that bitch

mexican pocket torpedo by reggie pain May 14, 2026