Meg

Penis

Dude that girl took the meg like a pro last night

by Rundibebdud March 25, 2017

MEG-Again

An unfaithful home wrecking woman that does coke and cheats on all her significant others with any man her deceased cousin has had a personal relationship or sexual contact with that tries to force a relationship with them while still cheating and using black mail in order to try and keep them.

Why would I care about what it thinks it's just another "MEG-Again"

by Chy Euphoria May 4, 2022

Meg wasted

A state of being drunk when you are 1 drink off the floor

I’m getting meg wasted tonight

by Ninina September 21, 2019

Megged

The act of nutting inside a partner with one thrust of the pelvis; afterwards exclaiming "You've been megged!" this in turn would lead the female to be almost instantly impregnated. The female must also by the rules of the megged foundation, leave and never see the male again.

" fully just megged a bitch last night"
"megged a slag now she's pregnant"

by DaddyFuckLegs September 25, 2020

Meg

"Meg" is a derogatory word & also the name for the worst character in Family Guy, & the worst of all shows ever made. First of all, she is cringey & also ugly. Worst of all, she hates PETER GRIFFIN! Like, BRUH. She has also been involved in many crimes & she paid the US government to keep her off of the FBI's Most Wanted list. She is such a horrible creature & she has no remorse for existing. She has violated every law, religion, policy, guideline, ToS, & order every given to her. Like, holy CRAP man.

Man A: Aw man, I hate Meg.
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...

by xXx_familyguylover69420_xXx June 4, 2021

Meg

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.

Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"

Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"

by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022