Max

Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.

Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?

by Zeki May 27, 2020

Max

Ahhhh, man
That one guy that will either ruin or make your day, yep that one.
He's a nice guy if you get to know him, for some reason likes post Malone ALOT. Is straight (most of the time) but will most likely be friends with girls more than boys..that's just the way he is!

Boy: Yo dude WTF is up with your new BF
Girl : Max? Oh, he's just being himself.

by Randomeguy125$ September 2, 2019

Max

Max is loveable, playful, cute, sneaky, max is your dog.

I love max.

by FREAKINIDIOT!?! July 4, 2018

Max

Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends aren’t the greatest I don’t like the twig

Wow hi max your awfully nice today

by Who’s Yuri-tarded November 2, 2019

Max

Max is the type of kid to cry and start yelling when his parents/guardians find the poop socks because he has been filling it up for almost a year know.

Max whats this under your bed!! No not my poop sock.

by Bradey The Savage February 26, 2019

Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018