Max

Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.

Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.

Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.

by fetty woppp November 04, 2016

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A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.

Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai

by Diddle fingers December 06, 2019

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Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.

Ugh. Don’t look behind you. Max is there

by uraseed April 20, 2019

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Max is loveable, playful, cute, sneaky, max is your dog.

I love max.

by FREAKINIDIOT!?! July 04, 2018

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Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.

Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!

by Scouting sav - music January 26, 2019

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