by thadorion July 6, 2015

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"
(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"
(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

by Billy the Volt associate April 23, 2024

He is a sporty, strong and hot guy. Everyone want a Mats in their life. He is kind, but can break your heart, watch out girls.
by Hosleeeeee February 25, 2017

Is superior
by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022
