king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

Loh Ka Ling Melina

FUCKING FAILURE. YOU GOING TO INDIA.

"Oh now I'm becoming a LOH KA LING MELINA "

by BlacklyBae October 29, 2022

Ling Ling

(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.

"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."

by feralsheila November 6, 2018

adam ling

A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock

1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling

by meme boi 64 August 24, 2017

Ling Ling

A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.

Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.

by Stacks_one August 9, 2024

Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.

Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!

by Katelucky123 December 2, 2017

Ling Gong

A person who attacks anyone pro-China.

Person A: I think China is an OK country.
Person B: No, China is a shitty place.
Person A: Thanks for crapping on my opinion, Ling Gong...

by simp2000 September 3, 2020