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Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.
OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.
by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021
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squad jumper

1:a guy or a girl who likes somoeone from your own squad then within a week you like another person in your squad
2: Someone who has a certain friends one day like a squad then another set of friends another day
Your a thot and a squad jumper, you cant like one person to the next.
by Babygirlswag14 December 28, 2014
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Jumper

Jumper: a person inclined to make impulsive (though not necessarily bad) decisions. A person who decides quickly, then, without hesitation, is all in. Related to the concept of jumping from a ledge (which is a self-destructive version), a jumper is decisive, intuitive, and unwilling to live less than full on.
She's a jumper, you know. When she fell in love with him, she fell hard, no turning back.
by Sister Nich August 31, 2019
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dick-jumper

A girl who gets another boyfriend immediately after the breakup with her previous boyfriend.
Dude, can you believe Laura is already with that guy Marcus. She and Tommy literally broke up yesterday. She’s such a dick-jumper.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
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Thug Jumper

A woman who is attracted to thugs. Thugs can be White, Black, Hispanic, Asian or any race for that matter. Thug jumpers see thugs as an opportunity to fix someone to feel morally right, but usually end up in a domestic violence situation, cheated on, raped and sometimes even killed. After their traumatic experience, they will take to social media to complain about how trashy men are, failing to realize their own flaws in their tastes of men.
Steve: Hey John, did you ask Rebecca out?

John: Yeah, but she's more interested in Darnell.

Steve: Oh, didn't he go to jail for beating up his ex?

John: Yeah, but she sees him as misunderstood.

Steve: Looks like she's a Thug Jumper man, time to move on.
by Cxent February 17, 2021
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time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.
"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"
by dukethejumper March 9, 2024
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wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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