Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonny Fox Moment

being at the height of your game only to fumble, starting your journey all over again and reaching your peak again in another 2 weeks.
This will repeat at least 5 times a year

"Hey I got fired from my job."
"Again?"
"Yeah but the boss said i'll be back in a week, he likes having me around."
"Jonny Fox Moment."
"Yeah Lmao."

by Jacket1989_ April 12, 2024

Jonny bonner

Radcliffe superstar

You know that Jonny Bonner, the superstar

by Infoinfoinfo November 28, 2021

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

Jonny

A sexy ass motherfucker who never admits it!!!!

Girl 1: Your sexy
Jonny: Nuh Uh no I'm not

by Ash- Kash July 18, 2022

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

Jonny

If your named John or Jonny go eat poop bro

Jonny is ugly ew

by Hey Jonny bye j have you July 4, 2022