Joe Jumper

A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.

Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"

Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."

Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."

by restone 2380 July 18, 2010

Puddle jumper

The derogatory word for a person of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle jumper

by That grey pole April 13, 2024

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Puddle Jumper

Derogatory word for one of Trinidad decent

Look at that Puddle Jumper over there

That boy is a Puddle Jumper

by That grey pole April 10, 2024

Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper

One who chicken jumps with Massey Ferguson.

OMG, it’s a Massey Ferguson Chicken Jumper.

by Chicken Jumper May 2, 2021

time jumper

The term used colloquially for time travellers. 'Jumper' is used interchangeably.

Used widely among time travellers. Sometimes used as an insult by those who dislike time travellers.

"You're a jumper too?! Finally! I've been meaning to ask someone else to help calibrate my classified".

"Being a time jumper is more than just an action or a habit, it's ingrained in my identity, that's why I never gave it up back then, how can I give it up without giving up who I am?"

"This is my restaurant and I won't serve you, we don't entertain time jumpers here."

"Ahhh a jumper in our town! What ya doing in our run down neck of the woods? Kid, bring me back a souvenir from the Ancient Greece if you ever drop by, they musta had some good drink to be praying to Dionysus!"

by dukethejumper March 9, 2024

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019