Humes

Short for humor - something that it funny or ridiculous.

It was pretty humes when you blacked out and went streaking through downtown...

That was humes... (referring to something funny)

Lets smoke some humes fumes.... (smoking ganj)

by swedesbgone February 12, 2010

HummerDoodle

To suddenly and almost violently become sober at any moment of being drunk off your ass. Named after Hummerdoodle, who suddenly and almost violently became sober after a hard night of beer pong.

umm, what the fuck.. I think i just Hummerdoodled... zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba....... fuck....

by HummerDoodle August 9, 2009

Hümen

Unit of measure to identify the brightness scale of a light bulb. 1 Hümen (pronounced hoo'mən) = 100 lumens. Identified as a capital roman alphabet character h.

A 100-watt (or 100w) incandescent light bulb has the brightness of 16-Hümens (or 16H). Or 1600 lumens. While a 40w bulb only has brightness of 4.5H. So two and a half times more watts gets you almost 4 times more brightness!!

by ValleyBreezer May 31, 2015

Humerah

A irish name for a unique individual, with hint of spanish and from wHUMmville. A colourful HUMan and a burst of energy in any room with a spulptuous figure like a hourglass. Any girl with this name will a joyful addition to your life and not smelly

“Dayum that girls Humerah”

by humerahfangal May 23, 2019

Hudsexual

The act of only being sexually / emotionally attracted to a man named Hudson.

Oh my god I think I’m Hudsexual..

by Pr0d1gy June 3, 2019

hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.

hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine

by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020

running hummer

(n) receiving fellatio while driving.

Me and my girl went to the movies and she gave me a 'running hummer' on the way home.

by ADDJ March 30, 2009