hale street helicopter

The act of swinging your man parts in a helicopter-like fashion and offending the runners along the scenic route of Hale Street, Beverly Ma.

Yeah Mike got arrested again. He was doing the Hale Street Helicopter and now he has to register as a sex offender. #HSH

by JandyH January 16, 2021

Russian Helicopter

An Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only been four recorded occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.

Guy 1: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"

by TheMightyGustaf March 1, 2011

Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP August 30, 2016

Helicopter dick

The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.

It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*

by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018

Helicopter

When someone really drunk throws up while pooping at the same time. Produces an incomprehensible smell that is comparable to Bigfoot's dick.

Christian got so drunk at his party that he helicoptered all over his backpack.

Damn Kiko was fucked up on his birthday and helicoptered!

by s.latch September 23, 2011

the helicopter

where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his penis into the womans ass hole or vagina, and starts spinning around.

i almost threw up doing the helicopter to that blond last night.

by penguinsroc666 October 22, 2009

helicopter dick

when you spin your hips in a circular motion so your penis looks like a helicopter rotor. Seen in the lonely island music video 3 way

Dude i showed my girlfriend the helicopter dick, she thought it was awesome

by dapredakiller November 13, 2011